A thank-you ad to announce the opening of the Lance Armstrong Foundation Survivorship Center.
A cocktail napkin that honors the 1st Commandment of advertising: If you can use an AC/DC song title, do so. Alternate line: “Mom was a 2-ply tissue, Dad was a paper towel, just blowing through town.”
- A card for hotel guests. Hotel guests who apparently are too good to spend 4 seconds folding their own sheets.
Next time you're in Las Vegas, stand at home plate at Cashman Field, home of the 51s. If your wrists are quick enough, you can hit this sign and not win a suit.
AAA teams almost always fly, but pedantry shouldn't stand in the way of a worthwhile message.
One thing gamblers hate – dirty hands. This poster singlehandedly knocked a quarter off the stock price of Sanfacon Mills, North America’s largest moist towelette manufacturer. Of course, that’s just an estimate.
